Please read the bottom mail and follow it up to the top.
Reply to my friend
If you have the time (which I believe is put to better purposes), please add my comments to this group.
1) I fail to see the humor in the supposed “joke”. And its painful to say the least when you go through this long a mail to find nothing worthwhile. Take a break aunties and uncles! I guess you could attend your kids or grandson’s poop clean than puking your so called misinterpreted humor on to this group.
2) I don’t see a need for people like Aunties to be a part of a group, infact I question the very existence of this group or any such group, where people are hell bent on promoting their fake legion and demoting others; I believe this is a fallout of solitude and wanting to “Tech Savy”;
I may be wrong and I know that I would be recommended any further by anyone from the PI world. But I would be frank with myself and others when I read such vocal diarrhea.
From: My friend
Sent: Monday, August 31, 2009 4:48 PM
To: Somaskandan, Avinash;
Subject: [Same Sad/morose/Indian Clan/Family] "mean dog"
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From: My friend
Date: Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 4:47 PM
Subject: Re: [Some Sad/morose/Indian Clan/Family] "mean dof"
To: [Some Sad/morose/Indian Clan/Family] @yahoogroups.com
Reply to XYZ Maami's thought
Our armed forces are top notch (atleast in comparison to the Pakis) but our govt. (headed by the bearded, bespectacled, confused academic) is just a cowering, spineless bunch of bungling idiots. Its a pity that our veer putra's have to kow tow to the shanti doot's...so even if we have the best in class deterrents - all we will ever do is hold hands with the paki's and proclaim undying love for each other...
Here's to seeing the Indigator in action !!
PS - Being a part of the family, I have to clarify that by Indigator I am not referring to a component commonly found in automobiles :D
On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 3:08 PM, XYZ Maami
Good one! wonder when that will happen in real life.
On Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 2:48 PM, XYZ Maama
Hi, everyone, enjoy this joke!
Maama
Meanest Dog
India and Pakistan recently realized that, if they continued political tension, they would some day end up destroying each other. So they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dog fight. The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn its country the right to rule Kashmir. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Pakistanis found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy from each litter, killed all the other puppies and fed the lone dog all of the milk. They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine, until, after the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison bars on his cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast.
When the day of the big fight arrived, the Indians showed up with a strange animal: It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for the Indians. No one else thought this weird animal stood a chance against the growling beast in the Pakistani camp.
The bookies predicted that Pakistan would win in less than a minute. The cages were opened. The dachshund waddled toward the centre of the ring. The Pakistani dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got to within an inch of the Indian dog, the dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Pakistani beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail.
The Pakistanis approached the Indians, shaking their heads in disbelief.
"We do not understand. Our top scientists and breeders worked for five years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers. They developed a killing machine."
"Really?" the Indians replied. "We had our top plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a dachshund".
