Ingenious Expressions

This is a collection of some exclusive terms that have stayed in mind (Some born from this unwise mind and most heard from such similar minds). Just documenting them – I am sure all of you could add to this list. 

• Corporate Prostitute: He or She is someone who gets fucked by the corporate world and hops jobs like altering phones. The subject generally indulges in the act when the price for the act is hiked by a rival entity; But it isn’t always instigated by the $. It may evolve out of emotional concerns as well.
• Oral Constipation: This state is arrived when you have been mothered/rammed/screwed in an argument. This is generally found with hapless folks trapped in a discussion that should ended before it became an argument. These folks are unfortunate to end up with a fighter cock, who wouldn’t let go of the fight without a win. Or sometimes, you shut-up and use your ears as interconnected tunnel – One way in, the other way out.
• Vocal/Verbal Diarrhea: Yes – You would have guessed it right. These folks have this uncanny knack of keeping their flag of conversation high. It doesn’t matter whether the listener pays any heed to you or your words, doesn’t matter whether the listener is listening. They would keep it going as long as they can.
• Intellectual Masturbation: Well, many of us would be aware of this in the corporate world at least. Basically, this is a handy tool that is out to use to cover your ignorance or the lack of ‘it’. We find a lot of people who blabber whatever craps comes out of their frontal orifice. And actually the position of the orifice doesn’t make a difference with such people; Its crap anyway.
• Manchester United: Unfortunate females who aren’t endowed even with pre-requisite assets to be a female, resulting in rejection of application in the male universe. I mean they lack the mark of a female.
• Cobra: This is one of those terms with a difference. The hand gesture of a snake is put to use generally rather than the word to depict the lack the last three letters of cobra; (It’s like Co is replaced to No).

Looking forward to add more. Help solicited.